all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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