dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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