Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
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That's how twitter works, right?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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