After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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