Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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