Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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