I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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