haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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Four minutes until I can fart!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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