I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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