holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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