No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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