Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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