FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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