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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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