Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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