after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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