i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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