.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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