Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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