look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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