We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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