Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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