so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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