lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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