: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY