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How was your sisters wedding?

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Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.

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sisterhood ftl.

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(408): How was your sisters wedding? (1-408): Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so. (408): sisterhood ftl. http://tfl.nu/zr4n

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Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(260): Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache? http://tfl.nu/2cci

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her

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(414): i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her http://tfl.nu/iw7s

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(512): View more from Texas

Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?

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(512): Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over? http://tfl.nu/e898

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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(321): Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing. http://tfl.nu/gi7h

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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.

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(260): I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box. http://tfl.nu/twf4

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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...

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(978): you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool... http://tfl.nu/os9w

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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...

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(715): I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life... http://tfl.nu/7li7

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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate

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(512): I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate http://tfl.nu/79c0

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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.

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(314): I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger. http://tfl.nu/9k0s

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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.

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(617): he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes. http://tfl.nu/atub

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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on

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Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.

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(610): Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on (484): Who said I was judging? More like congratulating. http://tfl.nu/coiy

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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors

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Fuck he won the bet

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(775): He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors (1-775): Fuck he won the bet http://tfl.nu/9wz5

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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.

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(316): You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times. http://tfl.nu/0lcm

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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"

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(540): Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home" http://tfl.nu/xfn6

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