the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?