im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises