We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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