And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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