Ketchup is God's man juice
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You need a sexual gate keeper
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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