why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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