I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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