ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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