ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
