i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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