I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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