i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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