your thong is hanging out like whoa
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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