yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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