I got chris browned last night
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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