She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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