How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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