So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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