just come out here and I will go home with you...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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