This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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