My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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