Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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