It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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