ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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