dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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