I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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