new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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