I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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