Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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