Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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